I have tried many times and I am sure you too have to understand a marvelous creature called women. some great person has said, “try, try, try until you succeed.” I think that guy is still trying. Theorems, laws, logic, algorithms make a mockery of themselves when they are in the vicinity of this mystery. Had Newton’s laws were stated by a women, they would have been something like this:
First Law: State of peace is momentarily.
Second Law: Application of force will result in retardation of progression.
Third Law: A reaction is never caused by an action.
The most classic attribute of this creature is to believe that their lives are too long so why not spend most of it in nagging, complaining, thinking (this deserves the smiley 
), and imagining a situation which Robert Langdon couldn’t. Here are a few items which they can get angry at and the best part about this is you wouldn’t have a clue about this:-
1. You didn’t do something which you were not asked to do but you were expected to do. A Roadie will never understand this.
2. You brushed only 31 teeth.
3. You talked for only 25 hours with her on a day.
4. You told a truth about her.
5. You wore a pink shirt and not the baby pink one.
6. You couldn’t recall the difference between green, turtle green, grasshopper green, frog green, green green and green.
7. You joked with her (she didn’t understand and took it literally).
8. You couldn’t remember the day when her mother’s second cousin’s daughter in law’s father’s maternal uncle bought a black and white television.
Well this list could go on till the world ends.
Their favorite movie is “The Inception” and yes you guessed the reason right . They are not wrong with their expectations. These poor creatures only expect you to be filthy rich and not be money minded, be sensitive and not emotional, be friendly and not talk to their friends, be successful and call them 17 times from the office. That’s all they expect (no smiley).
It is never too late and I am sure one fine day (we may need another big bang) they will discover themselves and start living. Cheers to womanhood!
If u cud hv attached Pyar ka punchmana’s long speech …it wud hv said it all
…ye sab to theek hai par sawaal yahi hai ki shaadi kaab kar rahe ho????
@Tauseef 2020.
bhai! achanak itna insight kaahe? kon pareshan kiye hue hai tumko? naam bolo… waise nahi bhi bologe to pareshani khud ba khud kuchh din mein kisi aur ki ho jayegi… bologe to auron ko thoda mazaa aayega…
abe achanak nahi … kaafi saalon se observation karne ke baad finally ye bahar aaya hai
kal kuch kaam nahi tha to socha kyun na thod time paas kar liya jaye
abe kya kar rahe ho? ye sab jab itna gahan adhyayan kar hi chuke ho to barbaad na ho jane do.. byaah karo byaah.
abe, achcha likhe ho! funny-man ban gaye ho tum!
byaah 2020 mein. funny man yaad dila diye tum.
touch mein ho kya funny guy se?? 
Hmm.. baat to sahi likhe ho..
I appreciate ur effort (:formality)
aur shaadi agar 2020 me karoge to abhi jo kahin se thoda bahut nano amount ka chance hai wo bhi sayad na rahe tumhare liye
thank you!
fir to ye post likhna safal hua